If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents.

I'd slap you senseless but I can't spare three seconds.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

I like you. People say that I have no taste, but I like you.

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I hear you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper? 

I hear you're very kind to animals, so please, give that face back to the guerilla.

I hear you're an officer. Your rank is...just plain rank.