Sunday, February 13, 2011

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
If you ever become a mother can I have one of the puppies?
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life!
I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
I never liked him and I always will.
I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me...like you.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

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