When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and $85,000. He asked, Why was this in the box?" She replied, "When I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you." He smiled, thinking she was only mad twice, and asked, "What about the $85,000?" She replied, That's the money from selling the doilies."