What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein.
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball.
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries.
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? They don't have any body to go out with.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.