I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
|A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother." Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother."|
|What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.|
|What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime.|
|What type of dog do vampires like the best? A bloodhound.|
|What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane.|
|What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel.|
|What does the papa ghost say to his family while driving? Fasten your sheet belts.|
|What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.|
|Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Because they're so wrapped up in themselves.|