He had delusions of adequacy.
Sit down and give your brain a rest.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
OK...Just because you don't have a prick doesn't mean you have to act like one.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would call you ugly but that would be giving you too much credit.
Is that your face or did your pants fall down?
Too bad nature gave you that tiny little brain, but she made up for it by giving you that great big mouth.
You're so dumb you think an IQ is a type of car.
I do not wish you bad luck but I hope you get sea sick and lock jaw at the same time.