A policeman wanted to take the TV. Get into an electronics store, see the right one and tell the seller.
- Sorry, but this does not serve the police.
Policeman and the next day comes, this time dressed in civilian clothes and a fake mustache.
- I once said that police serve.
Exasperated, the cop goes, makes his sex change operation ... He returns after a few days completely changed appearance.
- Well, sir, just do not understand that the products in our store are not the cops?
- Extraordinary! How can you, sir, are aware that a cop?
- He is not television, sir, is the fridge ...