FBI, CIA, LAPD (Los Angeles police) boasts that they are each best cops. So the president gave them a test. He took a rabbit and put in a forest. They had to find him.
Enter the CIA. 2 months, informants, monitoring, record ... nothing!
Conclusion: there is no rabbit.
Enter the FBI. 3 weeks, undercover police and prosecution, nothing!
At the end falls in the forest, killing all the animals on fire. Anyway, this guy deserves rabbit.
Finally, come from the LAPD. After 2 hours, knocked out with a bear, apple, shouting: "OK, OK, I'm a rabbit!"