Sunday, February 13, 2011

You're so ugly that when you walk into a bank they turn the cameras off.
You're so dumb that you went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
You're so dumb you think Socialism means partying.
You have a face only a mother could love...and she hates it!
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a cheat, and a thief.
I believe in respect for the dead. In fact, I could only respect you if you were dead.
You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion and birth control.

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