Do you climb plastic walls? No? Then how did you get out of the abortion bucket?
The only thing more disgusting than you is that hickey on your hemorrhoid.
Did anyone ever tell you that you're a prime candidate for a lobotomy?
The only thing worse than your face is your stench.
You were born a 'twitiot.' That's a cross between a complete twit and a horrendous idiot.
You're so ugly not even a maggot would suck on your rotting carcass.
You're the perfect definition of a blooming idiot. The best part of you is still in the flower pot.
The only thing more repulsive than your mother is you.
You should get a job as a locksmith, then you could legally pick locks with your needle dick.
Nice complexion...You look like the goalie for a dart team.