He doesn't have an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. | |
He is completely unspoiled by failure. | |
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. | |
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. | |
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. | |
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. | |
Everyone has his day...some days last longer than others. | |
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. | |
You have to stand in line to hate him. | |
You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the rest of you. |
Sunday, February 13, 2011
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