Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because there's nothing blocking the traffic.


Have you always suffered from rectal-cranium inversion?


Exactly when did your age surpass your IQ?


I looked into your eyes and guess what I saw...the back of your head.


Your face is so ugly your pillow cries at night.


(*For the guys to say to a skinny girl.) Look at those legs! Did you ever model for ice tongs?


You're as useless as one tit.


Is that a dimple on your cheek or is that where they blow up your head?


You must be a CPA. A Constant Pain in the Ass.


If your dick was as big as your mouth you'd have a date tonight.