When you were born your parents sued the stork.
With your intelligence level it is a pure wonder that you even made it past pre-school.
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
I saved your life today...I killed a shit-eating dog.
I stuck up for you yesterday. Someone said you liked 'shit sandwiches' and I said you didn't like bread.
Were you born this stupid or do you have to practice?
You're so ugly that if the Pope saw you he'd approve of birth control.
You're so ugly that when you were born the nurse fed you with a slingshot from across the room.
What's the use of being dumb if you aren't blonde?
You're so ugly the tide won't even take you out.