She not only expects the worst but makes the worst of it when it happens. | |
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? | |
She never was really charming until she died. | |
She should get a divorce and settle down. | |
She's the kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. | |
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty, little beast. | |
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. | |
Ordinarily he is insane, but he has lucid moments where he is just stupid. | |
He could never see a belt without hitting below it. | |
Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes? |
Saturday, February 12, 2011
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Funny Insults
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