She's been kissed as often as a courtroom bible, and by much the same class of people. | |
She's such a good friend she'd throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. | |
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. | |
He's the kind of man that picks his friends...to pieces. | |
I will always love the false image I had of you. | |
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? | |
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic, necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. | |
In order to avoid being called a flirt she always yielded easily. | |
He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. | |
He's one of those men who possess nearly every gift except the gift of the power to use them. |
Saturday, February 12, 2011
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